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I actually think Darth Vader might exist. The other day, I found these circular burn holes in my front door, and a note that said, “We have found you, Jedi”. Jedi?! What the heck is a Jedi? I was scared, so I packed up my stuff and prepared to move to the Rockport Texas Real Estate For Sale I saw the other day. What I didn’t know was that, Darth Vader was following me. Once I had settled in, he waited about a week to see if I would forget. Then, last night, I found my refrigerator crushed. I think he’s just jealous of the nice stuff I always have.